U ever wish u were Mysterious but u can’t stop talking about urself
I swear I’m so fucking hot if you look at me from a distance.
this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player
i think you mean the best
THIS EXACTLY THIS.
DO YOU KNOW THAT KIND OF WRITER’S BLOCK WHERE YOU ALREADY HAVE A PLOT, YOU KNOW WHAT TO WRITE BUT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO WRITE IT AND YOU JUST STARE AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN FOR HOURS UNTIL YOU FINALLY CLOSE THE DOCUMENT AND CURSE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE
CAUSE I DO
Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.
THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING
me: *is rude*
person: *is rude back*
me: don’t be fucking rude
things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:
- get out
- fuck you
- shut the fuck up
- oh my god why
- you need to stop
- you’re not funny
- that was terrible
i’ve been staring at this gif for about 15 minutes